Dear Brad Lidge:

Lidge

You are seriously BILFalicious in person (even though you don't always look all that hot on TV), and you are one of the nicest ballplayers I've ever met.

That's why it pains me to say this:

Brad Lidge, you are starting to suck.

And by "starting to," I mean "you have been sucking for a while, considering that last night was your ninth blown save."

That's right.  Ninth.

If you get into double digits with your blown saves, you're going to make me cry.  And you don't want to make me cry, do you, dear BILF?  Crying is unattractive, and it's a waste of perfectly good mascara.

So please, Brad, do us all a favor.  Start saving games, not blowing them.  We Phillies fans need you to be all lights-out and stuff again.

Either that, or we need the equally hot Ryan Madson to start closing again (please, Charlie?  Pleeeeeease?).

Please start kicking some ass again, y'hear? 

Love,
That BILF Girl