No matter what anyone else says, I'm convinced Joe Mauer can do no wrong...

Poor Joe Mauer!  Apparently people think he was "tipping pitches" on Tuesday night.  Never mind that if he was doing anything, he was "stealing signs," not "tipping pitches."  And if he was stealing signs, then that makes him even hotter, because that means he's smart and observant.  I'm not sure that he was even doing that, though.  And cheating?  No, no, no...Mauer seems like way too much of a good guy to cheat.

Check out video of the incident here.  (A note on the video: Disappointingly, whoever took this video just got the back of Mauer's head in it, not his ass.  Bastards.)  And read about what the Twins are saying about it here.

On a related note, congrats to the Twins for staying alive another day!  Now they've gotta take on KC and sweep the shit outta them!