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Move over, Miss Cleo.  Want to be able to tell a baseball player's future?  Look at his ass.  Yes, seriously.  According to this article, a baseball player's ass can help a scout determine whether that player's gonna be a good prospect or not--and apparently, curvier is a bit better ("Kids with flat butts generally don't fill out much. Kids with a curved butt will add strength to their frame").

Now we know why Halladay, who was discussed in the article, is so damn perfect...he's bootylicious!  ;) 

Next time one of your friends makes fun of you for staring at a ballplayer's ass (What?  This doesn't happen to you?  Just to me?  Oh well...), you can legitimately say you were just trying to gauge how good of a ballplayer he'll be.  Right?  Because isn't that exactly what you were doing?  ;)

(Thanks to LIEBCHEN, a phellow Phillies phan, for sharing this article with me!)

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Tue, 01 Jun 2010 12:14:42 -0700 Recap and photos: ALS Night 2010 http://thatbilfgirl.posterous.com/recap-and-photos-als-night-2010 http://thatbilfgirl.posterous.com/recap-and-photos-als-night-2010
So ALS Night/the Phillies' Phestival at Citizens Bank Park was pretty fun this year.  During the Phestivities, I got to...

* Meet Mr. Perfect, Roy Halladay (my dad met him, too!).  He was really nice, very down to earth, and absolutely GORGEOUS in person.  TV/photographs do not do him justice.  He's got amazing blue eyes and a seriously perfect smile! 

* Meet Cole Hamels, who gets hotter every year, and give him a hug.  He told me it meant a lot to him when I said he was my favorite Phillie! 

* Get a big hug from Phoebe Phanatic--the Phanatic's mom

* Meet Ross Gload (looooooovely spiky hair) and Chad Durbin--both of whom were very nice and VERY attractive!

* Take pictures of many of my other favorite Phillies, including CHUTTLES, Brad Lidge, Ryan "I fought the chair, and the chair won" Madson, and the Flyin' Hawaiian.  I also got a baseball signed by JC Romero in a grab bag I'd bought.  All in all, a really fun night (and all for a good cause, too!).  Now if only those Phillies (besides Doc, who was literally perfect!) could get their act together and, like, score some runs...that'd be awesome.  I know there are names for fears of crossing bridges and walking under ladders...is there a word to describe "fear of crossing home plate"?  Because I think the Phillies may be crippled by that silly fear lately...

Hamels pitches tonight.  Let's go, BILFy McBILF!!!!  Let's go, Phillies!



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Thu, 01 Apr 2010 12:38:17 -0700 Jinx? I sure hope not... http://thatbilfgirl.posterous.com/jinx-i-sure-hope-not http://thatbilfgirl.posterous.com/jinx-i-sure-hope-not
Doc

Oh, Doc, you look so handsome on the cover of the latest Sports Illustrated!  But in light of the Sports Illustrated curse that may or may not be real, couldn't you have suggested that they put Johan Santana on the cover instead, or maybe the entire Braves starting rotation?  Look, we've already got Blanton on the DL for 3-6 weeks and Lidge out for who knows how long (although this might not be a bad thing)...our pitchers are already cursed enough.  Here's hoping we haven't just added fuel to the cursed fire with that mighty fine SI cover...

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Sun, 13 Dec 2009 21:05:30 -0800 This had SO better not happen. http://thatbilfgirl.posterous.com/this-had-so-better-not-happen http://thatbilfgirl.posterous.com/this-had-so-better-not-happen
Cliffie

I'd love for the Phillies to get Roy Halladay, but not at the expense of Cliff Lee.  Uh-uh.  No fucking way.  Especially since I get a diva vibe from Halladay (he seems a little difficult when it comes to being traded), and Lee seems pretty down-to-earth--a good fit for the Phillies' clubhouse. 

I realize that it's just one scenario that one writer has proposed, and I don't think it's all that likely to happen, but it's seriously giving me nightmares already.  I think I'd be heartbroken if Lee were no longer a Phillie (especially if he were to leave the team prior to ALS Night 2010, where I will hopefully be able to meet him this coming season).


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Fri, 24 Jul 2009 00:16:05 -0700 OMIGOD... http://thatbilfgirl.posterous.com/omigod http://thatbilfgirl.posterous.com/omigod
This is the first I've heard of the Phillies scouting Cliff Lee.  If we could get Lee--or Halladay, for that matter--that would be, like, the most awesome thing ever*.  Our pitching would totally go up a few notches in terms of quality and BILFaliciousness.  (I'm getting giddy just thinking about these possibilities.)

* Short of Joe Mauer somehow magically becoming the Phillies' catcher.

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Sun, 19 Jul 2009 12:59:22 -0700 Please, please, please... http://thatbilfgirl.posterous.com/please-please-please http://thatbilfgirl.posterous.com/please-please-please
...let the Phillies acquire Halladay in the near future.  If he keeps pitching like this, we'll be a lock for NL East champs (again!), if not more...

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