Tonight...

...is a night for hot pitchers.

First I'll be watching Hamels vs. Correia.  I don't find Correia hot, but luckily BILFy McBILF is hot enough for both of 'em. 

And then I'll be checking out the Haren/Morton matchup.  Morton's cute; Haren's GORGEOUS.  (During every All-Star Game, I seem to become infaturated with some player I'd barely cared about before.  In 2008, it was Mauer/Morneau/Hamilton; this year, it was Haren.)

Not only will I enjoy watching Haren pitch for the D-Backs, I'm also looking forward to watching Pittsburgh's Garrett Jones, who is BILFalicious and talented.  He's on fire lately--so much so that I picked him up for 2 of my 3 fantasy teams.
Jones

Tonight will be BILFtastic!