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That BILF Girl

What's a BILF? Well, it's kinda like "MILF," but with a "B" at the beginning. That "B" stands for "ballplayer." ;)

I'm a die-hard Phillies fan living in the heart of Mets territory...and I also love the Twins (so much so, in fact, that several times a week I threaten to move to Minnesota). Over the 2010 season, I also became a Rangers fan, too. Trust me when I tell you--if you've got 3 favorite teams, sleep simply doesn't happen between the months of April and November. ;)

BILFiness knows no bounds, so you'll often find me rooting for teams and players who are particularly cute...unless, of course, they're playing the Phillies or Twins.

Cole Hamels, Joe Mauer, Justin Morneau, Dan Haren, Ryan Church, Grant Balfour, Cliff Lee, Josh Hamilton, CJ Wilson, Ryan Madson, Mitch Moreland, Kevin Slowey, Jon Rauch, AJ Burnett, and Garrett Jones make me giddy. And those are just my favorite BILFs...I have, like, at least a couple dozen *second favorite* BILFs.

Don't let the boy-craziness fool you. I love the game of baseball just as much as I love the hot men who play it. I've got several fantasy teams of BILFs, and I enjoy kickin' ass with 'em!

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July 19, 2009

Well, damn...

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If I had known that Burrell's kinda sucktacular season was due to neck pain, I would have gladly offered to fly to Florida and give him a few massages.  I'm guessing that temporarily being Pat the Bat's masseuse would probably be more fun than my actual job of being a webmaster...  :)

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