This had SO better not happen.

Cliffie

I'd love for the Phillies to get Roy Halladay, but not at the expense of Cliff Lee.  Uh-uh.  No fucking way.  Especially since I get a diva vibe from Halladay (he seems a little difficult when it comes to being traded), and Lee seems pretty down-to-earth--a good fit for the Phillies' clubhouse. 

I realize that it's just one scenario that one writer has proposed, and I don't think it's all that likely to happen, but it's seriously giving me nightmares already.  I think I'd be heartbroken if Lee were no longer a Phillie (especially if he were to leave the team prior to ALS Night 2010, where I will hopefully be able to meet him this coming season).