Way to lead me on with that subject line, Phillies... ;)
I got all excited when I saw this e-mail in my inbox. I was all like, "Phillies Six-Packs! Sweet, does that mean I can buy my very own shirtless, BILFalicious Phillie? Or at least buy pictures of shirtless, BILFalicious Phillies?" Nope. They were just trying to sell me tickets. Bastards. At the very least, with that kind of e-mail subject line, at the top of the e-mail they could have given us a shirtless picture of Lee instead of the fully-clothed one they chose to display instead. That might help them sell more tickets (especially to women like me). Just sayin'. ;) |
