You know you miss baseball when...
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...you hallucinate and *think* you see Joe Mauer everywhere.
Yeah, this kinda happened to me. I thought I saw him twice at 30th Street Station and then once at Penn Station on Sunday. Clearly, none of these men were actually Joe Mauer. They probably didn't even look all that much like Joe Mauer at all. But I miss baseball and BILFs, and so I'm seeing Joe Mauer's face on every tall, dark-haired guy who is in my vicinity.
On a related note, I also thought I saw Jayson Werth driving in the car behind me when I was going to the bank today. (He had Werth-like hair, but he was not Jayson Werth. How can I be so sure of this? No ridiculous sunglasses.)
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